Showing posts with label Rex Packard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rex Packard. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Yes Cecil, A Long Story Short, Part Thirty-Two


Feeling lonely and slightly hungry, Pavor Loveridge stretched out on the settee, a print out of his day's writing on his lap, his foot tapping to the beat of Corcovado from the classic Getz/Gilberto album. It was 11 p.m. and his eyes were dry and his will was weak from a long day of writing and tossing baskets with paper rejects. Stucco ceiling. Who does stucco ceilings anymore he wondered. It was almost a language written on the surface of an alien planet. Perhaps he could develop a series in speculative fiction, The Vortex of Souvenirs. Something like those stories he read as a kid. He could use his Rex Packard character, leaving the spies and thugs on the surface of twentieth-first century Earth behind, to follow the trail of evil in a distant time of Steampunk shenanigans.

He thought of the email he had sent to Mélisande early in the morning, an email she had yet to respond to. Understandable. He deserved the silence. Time, he thought, time will see him through.

He had given up the struggle of writing a literary novel, The Under-glasse, a novel which he felt could fit in with the standard Canadian novel with its vast territory of guilt, failure, identity and conflicts of interest. Rex Packard lived again. His agent and publisher would no doubt be heaving the quintessential sigh of relief. What was he thinking they would all ask? A literary novel? The Under-glasse?! Midlife crisis? A love affair gone wrong? Male menopause?

Pavor had left Rex in the mansion north of Detroit looking over his text messages and watching MacGyver on the television. He had now slipped him into Montreal for the meeting with his former overseers. The return of Rex and Vernon. Picking up the sheets of paper, he began to read this second cast of the Packard line, hoping the hook and sinker would develop as the days progressed. 

Packard Under Glass, part 2

Rex Packard gazed intently at the palm of his right hand. A road map, topography unknown. What past or future could be seen in the lines of his hands, the arching life line, the yearning head line, and the dipping heart, rivers among the tributaries and striations of experience and the supposedly foretold? He rubbed his dry hands together as if they were cold and looked down at the open menu. The dissonant tone of an old-fashioned service bell sounded from the depths of the Mexican restaurant, an abstract sound of hope merged with hunger. Pavlovian. Melted cheese, chili, guacamole, tomatoes, beans, his mouth watering with anticipation. He could have used a Corona, but his el jimador with cranberry juice and Tabasco would do. The soft mariachi music danced with the susurration of the other customers creating a soothing background noise for his sense of social unease, being a solitary diner. He thought he would go for the Cactus Gratinado, and then, perhaps the . . . Enchilada.


A waitress wafted by, fresh-scented, vanilla.

“Do you still tell woman that you're twenty-nine,” a voice said, hand resting on Rex's left shoulder.

Rex disliked being taken by surprise. He usually took seats that offered a perspective on the room, the better to grasp any situation or newcomer of interest, but the restaurant was busy and he had had little choice. The sound of Vernon Smythe's cool enunciation was, he supposed, inevitable.

“Have a seat,” Rex offered, “I hear the Ceviche is very good this time of year.”

“Very kind of you Rex,” Vernon said, who sat down with suave casualness, crossing his right leg over his left knee like a chess movement. “So,” he continued, his grey eyes looking through Rex, “you've come a day early for our meeting, put yourself up at an expensive boutique Hotel here in old Montreal, and are enjoying some fine dining.”

“I suppose you know what hair gel I use too,” Rex shot back with a smile, “or perhaps, the tales I tell my hairstylist.” Rex sipped his drink thinking they must have extreme knowledge of all his movements to be such a few steps behind him. “Is it about the Russians?” he asked, thinking Vernon's hair had advanced to the stage of ashen grey.

“My dear fellow, we were the source for your Russians. We passed them on to you.” Vernon managed to smile a waitress down. “May I have a gin and tonic, my dear, a touch of ice and a twist of lemon. Thank you.” He looked around to gauge the distance of other diners. “I do hope they coughed up a decent penny or two.”

Rex looked at his menu and tried to remain calm. Think of a beach in Mexico, Rex, he told himself. Warm sand, blue seas, the gentle break of the waves. Palm trees, shade umbrellas, attractive women in bathing suits. “How many others have you been passing on to me?” Rex asked, raising his head and shifting it to the left the better to emphasize his concern.

“My dear fellow, we can't have you starving, can we?” He looked deeply into Rex's eyes trying to see if the penny had dropped. “You're our free-lance asset, you see.” He smiled as the waitress brought him his drink. “Thank you my dear.” Feeling that the staff and other diners would view them as Father and son, Vernon Smythe played the part accordingly, raising his clinking tumbler and offering a toast, “To your future, may it be prosperous, flamboyant, fragrant and brightly wrapped.”

Rex hesitated, but then raised his glass like a reluctant or recalcitrant son. The glasses were held aloft but did not embrace over the cutlery. "Something about the intonation of your voice every now and again reminds me of a cartoon character on television. Someone called, Stewie."

"I'm afraid your cultural references Rex, are quite over my head," Vernon said with a smile. "I have little time for television. And certainly not the news."

“So, then,” Rex said, “what's it all about?”

“Alfie . . .” Vernon sang the syllables, extending the second one with a dulcet touch. “Dionne Warwick is one of the great, and classiest singers of our age. The film was rubbish but the song, yes, the song will last.” Vernon sipped his drink looking at Rex to see if his cultural references had any effect. “What's it all about? Well, we have a rather . . . nostalgic bit of work for you.” Vernon withdrew a pair of glasses and began to read the menu, making a few humph sounds as he inspected the selected dishes offered. “You can relax your mind. It doesn't involve teaching additional Russians modern 'Democratic' methods on how to deal with dissent.” He looked over his glasses at Rex. “We hope your seminars have given them a new perspective. I don't think anyone is pleased to open their newspaper in the morning and see that another Russian journalist has been killed. We need the Russians to get with the program. Anything we can do to keep them from employing radicals from their former 'stans' to take out a busybody journalist or two is well worth the effort.” Vernon emitted another little humph sound as he read the menu. “They have red snapper, hmm.” He closed his menu and drank deeply of his gin and tonic.

“Nostalgic?” Rex said.

“Did you know that this building goes quite far back? 1840s. Yes, you look surprised. Imagine,” he said looking about, “here we sit where the old printing presses and the artisans once laboured; the strong smell of inks and the fresh smell of printed books and papers in the air. Ah yes, history under foot.” He finished his drink and looked at Rex. “We'll give you a buzz tomorrow morning to set up our little meeting. I'm sorry I can't stay longer. Dinner engagement.” Vernon got up, nodding towards the bar. “Enjoy your evening young man. Don't party too late.” And with a wink Vernon was off.

Rex watched as he made his way out followed by a dark-suited associate who must have been keeping an eye from his perch at the bar. He looked back to where Vernon had sat and noticed a twenty-dollar bill under the tumbler, the remnant ice and slice of lemon a shimmering accent over the Queen's head.

© ralph patrick mackay

Note: I created the above image using The Pulp-O-Mizer cover maker. 

Friday, November 02, 2012

Yes Cecil, A Long Story Short, Part Ten

ex Packard was not his real name, but the dust on his $600 Cordovan Strand cap-toe lace-up Oxfords was all too real. How the hell was he going to get the dust out of the decorative perforations? He could see his shoe mender now, his skin darkened with age like the materials he'd been working with for over forty years, looking down at Rex's shoes with dismay and bewilderment. He didn't know a helicopter ride was on the agenda he could say as the enveloping smell of leathers, glues and polishes invisibly attached themselves to his clothes as he stood there explaining his dilemma to Georgios. Probably the best thing was to merely hand them over to the master with a weary shake of his own head and ask him to do his best.

He turned his back to the helicopter, and drawing out his gold coloured monogrammed cigarette lighter, which also contained his Powerpoint presentation on the built-in USB, he cupped his hand and tried to light his smoke. Being far enough away from the slowly moving blades, he succeeded and drew deeply wondering why he agreed to come along on this joy-ride. One of the Russians was relieving himself—marking his territory—against the metal fence that surrounded the ruin of the Michigan Central Station. The sound of the traffic on the Fisher Freeway leading to the Ambassador Bridge in the distance provided Rex with a fleeting image of where he and his SUV should have been by now, enjoying the pleasure of driving to the sounds of his favourite dance mix, relaxing with a cigarette, large hot coffee in the holder, it would have been just right, but now he would be late getting back to Toronto, late for the party at the night club his girlfriend had planned, late for his other life.

He turned around to make sure their transportation was safe. Why did all helicopter pilots look the same he wondered. Aviator sunglasses, headphones, white dress shirt, often short-sleeved, clean-shaven. Like clones. This one looked around slightly worried, anxious. Probably sharing Rex's state of mind. What if the police showed up? Would they be arrested? The Russians must have offered him a hefty sum to make the landing on the remnant lawn on the north side of Roosevelt Park. A tour from the air of Detroit's decay was one thing, but this was pushing Irish luck.

The Russians were calling him over now, gesturing with their cameras and cell phones. Rex took the devices and directed the dark-suited men to skitch in closer to each other and then he began to take their  photographs, egging them on to break out of their poker faces, “Za vas!” he yelled to them. No reaction. He thought of bringing up Luzhkov and his bees, but thought better of it. They might be friends with the mayor, the apiarist of Moscow. He thought perhaps of making a joke that they were in front of the mausoleum to the American Dream but his patience had already met up with his nerves at the acme of his fear. He took their photographs, like hunters in front of a kill, digital mementos of their visit to an icon of a metropolis struggling to get back on its feet.

Once more on board the helicopter, Rex tried to check his messages on his Blackberry while the others drank toasts out of hip flasks filled with Vodka. The pilot's voice came over his headphones instructing him to shut off his device before they took off and then away they went, carving the air in a smooth arc like a Nike swoosh on their way to the mansion off Lake Shore Road up towards Grosse Pointe yacht club, where the view of Lake St. Clair was like a grey carpet to the horizon on this overcast day.

It was going to be a long drive home. Perhaps he should stay one more night and leave in the morning. The mansion was at their disposal for the weekend, the Russians having planned a feast this evening before leaving on Monday for a week in the far North. He thought they had said Northern Ontario, but he wasn't quite sure. Moose, bear, polar bear. It had all been arranged months ago. Rex knew nothing about hunting though he was fairly sure polar bears were off the list of fair game. A joke perhaps. He could never tell when they were joking.

He didn't think Tina would be too upset. Business, that's what it's all about baby, he heard himself saying to her. His Sunday seminar in the plush conference room was a success and the Russians wanted to reward him with a fine meal. They said they had learned a great deal. Well, not in those words, but that was their drift. Yes, he would stay the night. A little work-out in the gym, catch-up with his favourite Youtube reality couple vloggers and their cat, and maybe a few pages of that Chuck Palaniuk novel on his Kindle.

The Youtube vloggers were so funky. He had thought of possibly starting his own Youtube reality vlog. I mean really, he thought, all the couple did was go out and do stupid things, or film around the house with their pet cat. They were seemingly making a nice living by, well, just living. But did he and Tina have the right stuff? Personality and character that would attract followers? Were they capable of being so goofy? Would Tina even consider the concept?

Back at the mansion, he helped himself to a cold beer. Pausing to look into the library, its floor to ceiling shelves glinting with gilt leather bound books, he sighed and took a sip. Nothing to read there he thought.  The Russians invited him for a sauna and a swim but he declined, gesturing to his Blackberry as he made his way up to his room.

He stretched himself out on the king size bed, turned the enormous flat screen tv on, and scrolled the channels, his brain falling into a diminished perception zone while the ever revolving circuit of talking heads and bad acting flitted over the screen. Coming  to a rerun of MacGyver, a show he had enjoyed as a kid, he threw the remote aside and began to check his messages. Tina had sent him one earlier in the day with a link to a cruise she wanted to book, it would feature a number of top DJs in the country, lots of dancing, drinking and fun. No family and kids. Rex saw that it could lead to some interesting connections. Networking was so important in his freelance work. The timing looked good, the cost just right. He sent her a message to go ahead with the cruise and that he was sorry for not being able to get back for the party. He would see her Monday afternoon.

Another email reminded him of a meeting in Montreal on Thursday. He wasn't keen on going. His old employers were fickle, ever wanting to keep tabs on his freelance activities. The Russians he thought, they probably wanted to know about the Russians.

© ralph patrick mackay